HAVE A PANDEMIC LAUGH

Have a Pandemic Laugh

꧁• If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It's just that I’m so desperate to go out!

꧁• Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money.

꧁• Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver... ever!

꧁• Lockdown seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it's over, they release the next season.

꧁• I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me.

꧁• Those complaining that we didn’t have enough holidays, what now?

꧁• I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight!

꧁• I’m not planning on adding 2020 to my age. I didn’t even use it! I don't know about 2021. Does it exist?

꧁• We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.

꧁• To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them — how are you doing?

꧁• My washing machine only accepts pyjamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans and a message popped up: “Stay Home "

2019: Avoid negative people

2020: Avoid positive people

2021: Avoid people because you don’t know if they are positive or negative

Can't wait for 2022

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Who Says Retirees are not Naughty???

Who Says Retirees are not Naughty???

One whatsapp Retirees group decided to meet over lunch.

All 15 of them met and had good food, drinks and dessert. Then the bill arrived. All 15 of them rushed to grab the bill for payment. There was a scene with everyone fighting to take the bill.

The Hotel Manager saw this and appreciated the love and good intention of each to pay bill.

Finally one among 15 said "The bill has to be paid, but everyone wants to pay it. No one wants the other to pay. So we shall organize a race. All must take a round of hotel premises and whoever comes first to the counter, shall pay the bill.

The manager was amazed to see such a decent & generous group wanting to pay the bill. Manager said he can blow the whistle and all can run around hotel. Whoever comes first shall pay the Bill.

Today is the 3rd day and no one has reached the counter yet!!!

🤣😂🤣